Memoirs of a Weis Man
ejacutastic:

funwithlaxatives:

this has honestly got to be the weirdest thing i’ve seen on the internet

you haven’t been on here long have you

WTFFF

ejacutastic:

funwithlaxatives:

this has honestly got to be the weirdest thing i’ve seen on the internet

you haven’t been on here long have you

WTFFF

I fucking love this

I fucking love this

anyone who doesnt like hockey is insane

Kaylee…. Kaylee…. I know you’re thinking exactly what I’m thinking. LOL LOL I reblogged that from Collin. Surprise.

  • 1. Who was the last person to call you baby/babe? Jordo (surprise)
  • 2. Anyone crushing on you? lol ur funny
  • 3. What is your relationship status? Engaged (to myself)
  • 4. Has anyone ever sang to you? I don’t think so
  • 5. Has anyone ever given you roses? No
  • 6. Who do you text the most? Kaylee
  • 7. First person to text today? Kaylee
  • 8. What color are your eyes? Brown
  • 9. What is a compliment you receive often? I’m funny
  • 10. Who was the last person to say they loved you and when? My mommy <3
  • 11. Do you like your parents? I don’t have a father. That is FB. I love mommy though lol
  • 12. Do you secretly like someone? Yes but I’m afraid if I tell myself I’ll get freaked out and won’t feel the same way about me. o.O
  • 13. Why did your last relationship end? Because it never began.
  • 14. Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone? Grandma? Jordo? idk.
  • 15. Who was the last person you kissed? Again, mommy hahaha
  • 16. Do you like funny people or serious people? Funny people.
  • 17. What are you listening to? the sound of my keyboard
  • 18. Is the last person you kissed older than you? Yeah my mom’s older than me. I’d fuckin’ hope so.
  • 19. Are you happy right now? Sure, y not.
  • 20. If you could have one thing right now what would it be Fame
  • 21. Who makes you happiest right now? idk Kaylee and Jordo probably. My biffers <3
  • 22. Do you want to get married & have children one day? More than anything.
  • 23. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? This is getting kind of awkward now…
  • 24. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you? …
  • 25. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person? Well at first I thought myself and I were just going to have one of those casual sex kind of things but now that we’re at this point in our relationship it’s easy for me to see me marrying myself and spending the rest of my life with me.
  • 26. Are you crushing on someone? Wtf is with this question? didn’t this already happen ten questions ago? NEXT!!!!
  • 27. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt? A little.
  • 28. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry? No
  • 29. Are you happier single or in a relationship? Single
  • 30. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn’t mean it? No
  • 31. Have you ever had your heart broken? No
  • 32. Have you ever broken someone’s heart? You know I’m a lady killer/heart breaker… psych nahhh. I really don’t think so…
  • 33. If you could go back in time and change things, would you? I would really like to change some things that have happened in my life, but things happen for a reason, and without the events in my past I might not be as strong as I am today, so no, even though I’d like to change the past, I wouldn’t, because then I’d be different than who I am right now.
  • 34. Think any of your ex’s feel the same? Think any of your exes feel the same??? Hmmm???? O.O
  • 35. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend? Yeah I give myself the royal treatment if you know what I mean ;D lmfao
  • 36. Have you dated people who were not good to you? No
  • 37. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? It depends on the person and the crime
  • 38. Do you believe in love at first sight? Idk..
  • 39. Ever been given an engagement ring? No I’m a fucking cheap ass and want to hold off until closer to the wedding to buy it.
  • 40. Do you want to get married? Again, YES
  • 41. Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you? Probably jokingly they have
  • 42. Ever liked someone else’s boyfriend or girlfriend? Ummm… Maybe. I don’t remember
  • 43. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds? It’s soul crushing. lol Nah I’m just fucking with ya idfk
  • 44. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up with you? Psh, bitches be crawlin’ back to me all the time
  • 45. Would you believe your ex if he said they love you? He?
  • 46. Would you ever date your best male friend? Of course, Todd is Mah Husband ;D
  • 47. If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up? I always do but he never fucking listens cause he’s a moron. lol But he’s myyyy moron… lol
  • 48. Do you regret any of your relationships? Yeah. Of course.
  • 49. Would you date an ex? Nah, once and done.
  • 50. Ask anything. : ] WHY THE FUCK DID I JUST WASTE TEN MINUTES OF MY LIFE FILLING OUT THIS BULL SHIT SURVEY THAT JUST MADE ME FEEL WORSE ABOUT MYSELF!!!???? Fuck it’s like myspace all over again (at least I didn’t spend three hours fixing a profile that in the end doesn’t work the way I wanted it to anyways).

Soooooo I lied&#8230; lol This is way too fucking funny. So true. Everyone else is a dumb motherfucker.

Soooooo I lied… lol This is way too fucking funny. So true. Everyone else is a dumb motherfucker.

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liamdryden:

safarizone:

johnman:

metroid5:

jchope:

ciphero:

I would have a heart attack on spot, after bearing his children. 

HOW the hell…I think this guy just got himself one more fanboy :D

gooodness gracious 

OH MY GOD.

My life is insignificant.

god

NO. FUCKING. WAY.

Something I&#8217;ll never have&#8230;

Something I’ll never have…